okay so you know how those dumb microwave meals always have really difficult instructions like “first cook the chicken nuggets for exactly 2 minutes and 27 seconds then cook the mac n cheese for 45 seconds now take the frozen brownie and walk it across the street and ask your neighbor if they think it’s the right colour because you have had it in the freezer for six months now okay if they say it looks fine google the exact coordinates of randy jackson’s summer home in nevada and print them out and take the box the meal came in to his house and have him sign it now that you’ve done that hop on one foot all the way home and when you get there put the signed box on ebay and once it’s sold take that money and plan a trip for you and your entire family to go see the harlem globetrotters in new york and after all of that replace the plastic film cover stir the mac and cheese and microwave the nuggets and mac n cheese for another 1 1/2 minutes”
well if you just cook it all at once for 3 minutes it will come out fine i promise